Thursday 31 December 2009

Merry Christmas and New Year Bob "the knob" Ainsworth(less).

Even though you are utterly insufferable little tash wearing prick, looking forward to you leaving the House of Common's after your party of utter scum crashes and burns.

Saturday 12 December 2009

Bob Ainsworth admits "I am a daft cunt"

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth blew TWO chances save couple held by pirates:Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth let slip two opportunities to rescue a British couple kidnapped by Somali pirates.

Elite Royal Marine commandos were twice ready to launch a critical assault on the gang who had captured Paul Chandler, 59, and his wife Rachel, 55.

But each time Mr Ainsworth did not order the Royal Marines to move in. Nearly seven weeks later, the couple are still being held for a £4million ransom by the pirates.

In a statement Bob said "Look I am a cunt who has been promoted past my abilities. Anyway I have far more important things to do, like re-arranging the toy soldiers on my plush desk and fiddling my expenses claims."

"Besides if we shoot the pirates, we will be left open to being taken to court under the Human Rights Act. Hopefully we can find a way to bribe them via the back door, maybe give the poor darlings asylum in say Bradford or some northern town that is hideously white."....

Tuesday 8 December 2009

Another Bob the knob Ainsworth video.

Some commentator on a previous bit of Bob mockery, pointed out he looked like Blakey from On the Buses, as a fan of that series I thought some more mockery of Bob "the knob" Ainsworth has to be done....

Monday 9 November 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Some fine mockery of Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, our dire Defence Sec.

Tuesday 3 November 2009

Bob Ainsworth claimed that the Government was going to get rid of corruption in the Afghan Police. WTF? Bob will stop it, no matter that he has failed at everything else.

The question asked in The House of Commons:
"Does the Secretary of State believe that the endemically corrupt Karzai Government, who has already stolen $20 billion of international aid, will eliminate corruption among the depraved, drug addicted thieves of the Afghan Police? How will they do that?"

Bob says that he does not not know how but it will be done.

Thursday 29 October 2009

Sunday 18 October 2009

Ainsworth pays back stolen monies.

Hat tip to GOT for this on Ainsworth(less)

He is said to be returning a total of £1,526.50p which includes "an inadvertent duplication of a claim for fencing" which was paid for out of his second homes allowance. In an emailed statement an aide also said that Bob 'The Knob' had also "agreed to repay £575 in respect of a piece of furniture" and added: "Bob is extremely sorry for the two claims made in error, it was a genuine mistake."

Sadly the biggest mistake was putting this utter tool in charge of anything more than a whelk stall. 

Does the MOD need a man who thinks its good form to take soldiers to court to reduce injury payments?

Monday 12 October 2009


Slashing the money paid to injured soldiers.
Two injured servicemen could have their compensation payouts slashed following a ruling by appeal judges today.
The Court of Appeal has upheld, in part, a challenge by the MoD to awards made to Light Dragoon Anthony Duncan and Royal Marine Matthew McWilliams.
Earlier this year, the court heard legal argument to clarify the principles under which the armed forces compensation scheme should be administered.
As a result of today's decision, the two cases will go back to a compensation tribunal for reconsideration.
If ministers are successful, Cpl Duncan and Marine McWilliams' payouts could be slashed and future payments limited for other combat victims.
At the time of the hearing in July, Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth announced a review of the scheme would be speeded up, although the court's consideration of its current legal effect would continue.
Cpl Duncan was originally awarded £9,250, which was increased to £46,000 by the tribunal, and Marine McWilliams's £8,250 award was increased to £28,750.
The 27-year-old corporal was shot in Iraq in 2005 and overcame two years of rehabilitation to ship out in April this year with his Light Dragoons colleagues to fight in Afghanistan for six months.
Marine McWilliams fractured his thigh in training.

Whilst a tash wearing wanker called Bob "the knob" Ainsworth blags hundreds of thousands of pounds in expenses each and every year, the cunt.

Thursday 1 October 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a non kit providing cunt.

We can't send more troops to Afghanistan until they have the right kit, admits Ainsworth
Ainsworthless admits his government has not got a clue.

Thursday 24 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a money wasting cunt.

From The Red Rag
Quite simple really, he should pay it back, or at least as much he can. What recourse do we the taxpayer have to recover our money when it has been negligently wasted like this and the culpable party has been identified? Can we sue him for everything he is worth?

One for the Taxpayer's Alliance I think.

A Cabinet minister has been accused of wasting millions of pounds of public money by sanctioning a research project that could not evaluate anything.

As a Home Office minister in 2002, the Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth signed off a £6m evaluation of a drugs prevention programme in schools.

The report's findings, published on a BBC blog earlier this month, said it was unable to draw "any conclusions".

It has now emerged Mr Ainsworth was warned of such an outcome.
More on BBC News

Sunday 20 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Bob Ainsworth hated by everyone.

Friday 18 September 2009

No money for camouflage, Bob Ainsworth shows he still a cunt.

Two soldiers wearing at least three types of camouflage because the British Army has not properly outfitted its soldiers. Missions here range from Brown Zone to Green Zone back to desert brown within minutes. The soldiers need camouflage similar to what special operations folks wear. British and American special operations folks use camouflage suitable for both environments. It’s cheap and every combat soldier should have it.
Michael Yon (Give him some money).

Thursday 17 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Fit only for playing with toy soldiers, from Gigits

Monday 14 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a Googled cunt.

1st page on Google image search for Bob "the knob" Ainsworth(less)
I laughed at him an his images before on 28th August.

Bob Ainsworth is a soldier culling cunt.

The Ministry of Defence is planning to target between 5,000 and 6,000 service personnel who are unable to work but remain on the payroll. An announcement on the scheme is to be made in the autumn.

However, senior military figures are concerned that the proposals are designed to ease out so-called “bed blockers” from the army without adequate compensation.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth does it again, show he is a cunt that is.

Saturday 5 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Hat tip to GOT for this one.

Thursday 3 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt without a aide or a clue.

Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth parliamentary aide has resigned over Afghanistan, it was confirmed tonight.
In a letter to Gordon Brown, former army Major Eric Joyce called on the Prime Minister to make it clear to the British people that the Afghanistan campaign was 'time limited'.
He said the public would not accept for 'much longer that our losses can be justified by simply referring to the risk of greater terrorism on our streets'.
Mr Joyce, parliamentary private secretary to Mr Ainsworth, was critical of Government policy in Afghanistan and called for a reduction in the British commitment.
He said Labour would not win the next General Election until it got a 'grip' on defence and demanded an exit strategy from Afghanistan during the next Parliament.
He revealed that he had told his boss a number of weeks ago that he intended to resign and now was the 'least disruptive' time to go.
'I do not think the British people will support the physical risk to our servicemen and women unless they can be given confidence that Afghanistan's government has been properly elected and has a clear intent to deal with the corruption there which has continued unabated in recent years.'

From the Mail

Monday 31 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

An inept takes the soldiers to court to reduce their injury payments, fucked up the supply chain, smears any speak out, insecure, tash owning, CUNT.

Sunday 30 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a blame shifting cunt.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, the defence secretary, has been accused of a cover-up over the death of the first British soldier to be killed in action in the Nato operation in the Helmand province of Afghanistan, by smearing his commanding officer.

Tony Philippson, whose son James died in June 2006 after being sent into battle without basic equipment, including night-vision goggles, accused Bob "the knob" Ainsworth of trying to deflect blame from the Ministry of Defence (MoD) by criticising Major Jonny Bristow, his son’s commander.

A panel of three senior army officers is expected to exonerate Bristow, clearing him of making tactical errors. Their report is due to be published later this year.

At the inquest into Philippson’s death, Andrew Walker, then the assistant coroner for Oxfordshire, said: “They [the soldiers] were defeated not by the terrorists but by the lack of basic equipment.

The MoD admitted that an “administrative error” had led to a 25-day delay in getting equipment to the front line.

However, in an interview just hours after the inquest, Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, then the armed forces minister, attempted to shift the blame onto Bristow. He said while there had been a shortage of equipment, a military board of inquiry had also found there were a “lack of standard procedures and tactical errors too”.

**All the above from flyingwarpigs.

Saturday 29 August 2009

Oi Bob ya cunt.

From varsteiner

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth is a supply failing cunt.

The mother of a soldier serving in Afghanistan today revealed he is so poorly equipped she has had to shell out £3,000 - on sending him kit.

Proud mum Lorna Daniel, 52, has sent son Paul vests, gloves, a sleeping bag costing £300, socks at £14 a pair, torches and T-shirts.

She buys the kit from a surplus store at home and once spent £280 on new boots because his Army issue pair melted in the desert heat.

Friday 28 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt, image search fun.

The first page of images for Bob Ainsworth brings up a bit of mockery, showing Ainsworth playing with toy soldiers - in my view the only type he should be allowed any dealings with.
The 2nd page of images searched for Bob Ainsworth has even more. Bob wearing a dunces cap, very apt that one and two images from GOT.

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt, in cartoons.

Just go Ainsworth, just go.

Thursday 27 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth deserves a white feather.

Bob should just go that will be the best thing he could do to save lives.