Instead, Ainsworth took a stand against fashion. Stroking the hair above his top lip, he said: "I grew this when I was 17. I think I was trying to look older at the time.
"I got a tooth bust by somebody who decided they didn't like me and I thought the moustache hid a scar on my lip.
"It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public but I just decided to keep the moustache."
Gosh someone took a dislike to Ainsworth, I am shocked I really am. Still I'd buy that chap who clocked Bob one a beer anyday of the week.