Thursday, 31 December 2009

Merry Christmas and New Year Bob "the knob" Ainsworth(less).

Even though you are utterly insufferable little tash wearing prick, looking forward to you leaving the House of Common's after your party of utter scum crashes and burns.

Saturday, 12 December 2009

Bob Ainsworth admits "I am a daft cunt"

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth blew TWO chances save couple held by pirates:Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth let slip two opportunities to rescue a British couple kidnapped by Somali pirates.

Elite Royal Marine commandos were twice ready to launch a critical assault on the gang who had captured Paul Chandler, 59, and his wife Rachel, 55.

But each time Mr Ainsworth did not order the Royal Marines to move in. Nearly seven weeks later, the couple are still being held for a £4million ransom by the pirates.

In a statement Bob said "Look I am a cunt who has been promoted past my abilities. Anyway I have far more important things to do, like re-arranging the toy soldiers on my plush desk and fiddling my expenses claims."

"Besides if we shoot the pirates, we will be left open to being taken to court under the Human Rights Act. Hopefully we can find a way to bribe them via the back door, maybe give the poor darlings asylum in say Bradford or some northern town that is hideously white."....

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Another Bob the knob Ainsworth video.

Some commentator on a previous bit of Bob mockery, pointed out he looked like Blakey from On the Buses, as a fan of that series I thought some more mockery of Bob "the knob" Ainsworth has to be done....

Monday, 9 November 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Some fine mockery of Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, our dire Defence Sec.

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Bob Ainsworth claimed that the Government was going to get rid of corruption in the Afghan Police. WTF? Bob will stop it, no matter that he has failed at everything else.

The question asked in The House of Commons:
"Does the Secretary of State believe that the endemically corrupt Karzai Government, who has already stolen $20 billion of international aid, will eliminate corruption among the depraved, drug addicted thieves of the Afghan Police? How will they do that?"

Bob says that he does not not know how but it will be done.

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Sunday, 18 October 2009

Ainsworth pays back stolen monies.

Hat tip to GOT for this on Ainsworth(less)

He is said to be returning a total of £1,526.50p which includes "an inadvertent duplication of a claim for fencing" which was paid for out of his second homes allowance. In an emailed statement an aide also said that Bob 'The Knob' had also "agreed to repay £575 in respect of a piece of furniture" and added: "Bob is extremely sorry for the two claims made in error, it was a genuine mistake."

Sadly the biggest mistake was putting this utter tool in charge of anything more than a whelk stall. 

Does the MOD need a man who thinks its good form to take soldiers to court to reduce injury payments?

Monday, 12 October 2009


Slashing the money paid to injured soldiers.
Two injured servicemen could have their compensation payouts slashed following a ruling by appeal judges today.
The Court of Appeal has upheld, in part, a challenge by the MoD to awards made to Light Dragoon Anthony Duncan and Royal Marine Matthew McWilliams.
Earlier this year, the court heard legal argument to clarify the principles under which the armed forces compensation scheme should be administered.
As a result of today's decision, the two cases will go back to a compensation tribunal for reconsideration.
If ministers are successful, Cpl Duncan and Marine McWilliams' payouts could be slashed and future payments limited for other combat victims.
At the time of the hearing in July, Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth announced a review of the scheme would be speeded up, although the court's consideration of its current legal effect would continue.
Cpl Duncan was originally awarded £9,250, which was increased to £46,000 by the tribunal, and Marine McWilliams's £8,250 award was increased to £28,750.
The 27-year-old corporal was shot in Iraq in 2005 and overcame two years of rehabilitation to ship out in April this year with his Light Dragoons colleagues to fight in Afghanistan for six months.
Marine McWilliams fractured his thigh in training.

Whilst a tash wearing wanker called Bob "the knob" Ainsworth blags hundreds of thousands of pounds in expenses each and every year, the cunt.

Thursday, 1 October 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a non kit providing cunt.

We can't send more troops to Afghanistan until they have the right kit, admits Ainsworth
Ainsworthless admits his government has not got a clue.

Thursday, 24 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a money wasting cunt.

From The Red Rag
Quite simple really, he should pay it back, or at least as much he can. What recourse do we the taxpayer have to recover our money when it has been negligently wasted like this and the culpable party has been identified? Can we sue him for everything he is worth?

One for the Taxpayer's Alliance I think.

A Cabinet minister has been accused of wasting millions of pounds of public money by sanctioning a research project that could not evaluate anything.

As a Home Office minister in 2002, the Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth signed off a £6m evaluation of a drugs prevention programme in schools.

The report's findings, published on a BBC blog earlier this month, said it was unable to draw "any conclusions".

It has now emerged Mr Ainsworth was warned of such an outcome.
More on BBC News

Sunday, 20 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Bob Ainsworth hated by everyone.

Friday, 18 September 2009

No money for camouflage, Bob Ainsworth shows he still a cunt.

Two soldiers wearing at least three types of camouflage because the British Army has not properly outfitted its soldiers. Missions here range from Brown Zone to Green Zone back to desert brown within minutes. The soldiers need camouflage similar to what special operations folks wear. British and American special operations folks use camouflage suitable for both environments. It’s cheap and every combat soldier should have it.
Michael Yon (Give him some money).

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Fit only for playing with toy soldiers, from Gigits

Monday, 14 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a Googled cunt.

1st page on Google image search for Bob "the knob" Ainsworth(less)
I laughed at him an his images before on 28th August.

Bob Ainsworth is a soldier culling cunt.

The Ministry of Defence is planning to target between 5,000 and 6,000 service personnel who are unable to work but remain on the payroll. An announcement on the scheme is to be made in the autumn.

However, senior military figures are concerned that the proposals are designed to ease out so-called “bed blockers” from the army without adequate compensation.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth does it again, show he is a cunt that is.

Saturday, 5 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Hat tip to GOT for this one.

Thursday, 3 September 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt without a aide or a clue.

Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth parliamentary aide has resigned over Afghanistan, it was confirmed tonight.
In a letter to Gordon Brown, former army Major Eric Joyce called on the Prime Minister to make it clear to the British people that the Afghanistan campaign was 'time limited'.
He said the public would not accept for 'much longer that our losses can be justified by simply referring to the risk of greater terrorism on our streets'.
Mr Joyce, parliamentary private secretary to Mr Ainsworth, was critical of Government policy in Afghanistan and called for a reduction in the British commitment.
He said Labour would not win the next General Election until it got a 'grip' on defence and demanded an exit strategy from Afghanistan during the next Parliament.
He revealed that he had told his boss a number of weeks ago that he intended to resign and now was the 'least disruptive' time to go.
'I do not think the British people will support the physical risk to our servicemen and women unless they can be given confidence that Afghanistan's government has been properly elected and has a clear intent to deal with the corruption there which has continued unabated in recent years.'

From the Mail

Monday, 31 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

An inept takes the soldiers to court to reduce their injury payments, fucked up the supply chain, smears any speak out, insecure, tash owning, CUNT.

Sunday, 30 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a blame shifting cunt.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, the defence secretary, has been accused of a cover-up over the death of the first British soldier to be killed in action in the Nato operation in the Helmand province of Afghanistan, by smearing his commanding officer.

Tony Philippson, whose son James died in June 2006 after being sent into battle without basic equipment, including night-vision goggles, accused Bob "the knob" Ainsworth of trying to deflect blame from the Ministry of Defence (MoD) by criticising Major Jonny Bristow, his son’s commander.

A panel of three senior army officers is expected to exonerate Bristow, clearing him of making tactical errors. Their report is due to be published later this year.

At the inquest into Philippson’s death, Andrew Walker, then the assistant coroner for Oxfordshire, said: “They [the soldiers] were defeated not by the terrorists but by the lack of basic equipment.

The MoD admitted that an “administrative error” had led to a 25-day delay in getting equipment to the front line.

However, in an interview just hours after the inquest, Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, then the armed forces minister, attempted to shift the blame onto Bristow. He said while there had been a shortage of equipment, a military board of inquiry had also found there were a “lack of standard procedures and tactical errors too”.

**All the above from flyingwarpigs.

Saturday, 29 August 2009

Oi Bob ya cunt.

From varsteiner

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth is a supply failing cunt.

The mother of a soldier serving in Afghanistan today revealed he is so poorly equipped she has had to shell out £3,000 - on sending him kit.

Proud mum Lorna Daniel, 52, has sent son Paul vests, gloves, a sleeping bag costing £300, socks at £14 a pair, torches and T-shirts.

She buys the kit from a surplus store at home and once spent £280 on new boots because his Army issue pair melted in the desert heat.

Friday, 28 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt, image search fun.

The first page of images for Bob Ainsworth brings up a bit of mockery, showing Ainsworth playing with toy soldiers - in my view the only type he should be allowed any dealings with.
The 2nd page of images searched for Bob Ainsworth has even more. Bob wearing a dunces cap, very apt that one and two images from GOT.

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt, in cartoons.

Just go Ainsworth, just go.

Thursday, 27 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth deserves a white feather.

Bob should just go that will be the best thing he could do to save lives.

Bob Ainsworth is a question avoiding cunt.

From The Express....DEFENCE Secretary Bob Ainsworth came under fire last night over a visit to Blackpool where he tackled every topic but defence.

The embattled minister stayed off the rollercoaster at the resort’s Pleasure Beach yesterday and despite fears he would face a barrage of tough questions was given an easy ride by the handful of guests who turned up to his question-and-answer event.

The MP for Coventry North East chose not to speak at length about Afghanistan but insisted the Government needed to show “the same mettle as our armed forces”.

Last night, Shadow Defence spokesman Gerald Howarth MP said: “What a wonderful opportunity for the people of Blackpool to ask the Secretary of State for Defence questions he refuses to answer in Parliament.

Bob "the knob" digging that hole ever deeper every day.

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt who packs troops in like sardines.

Does anyone think that Bob "the knob" Ainsworth would be willing to travel the same way? Not likely, its a driver and state car from the ministerial car pool for him.

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

According to The mail on Sunday:
No one can say the new Defence Secretary, battling Bob Ainsworth, lacks the aggression for his new job. In his days as a bruising Labour whip, he was accused of pushing Labour MP Jenny Jones and shouting obscenities in her ear when she refused to support cuts in disabled benefits. He denied the claims.
Here we see champagne Bob "the knob" toasting some more savings in the budget as another soldier comes back dead on his watch.

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a benefit cutting cunt.

According to this Bob "the knob" Ainsworth is off to Blackpool Pleasure Beach to take questions from the public.

His visit is intended to promote Building Britain's Future, a Government plan unveiled by Gordon Brown to work with the public to "build a stronger, fairer and more prosperous country."

Badly wounded soldiers have had their disability benefits secretly slashed by as much as half by penny-pinching bosses at the Ministry of Defence.

Troops whose working lives are cut short after injuries sustained while fighting will no longer be paid a special £57-a-week allowance.

The move came after the MoD quietly dropped the benefit for new claimants who are too disabled to work.

It means hundreds of troops who have been injured in Afghanistan and in future conflicts will be £3,000-a-year worse off.
Around 12,000 veterans receive the allowance. But from April the rules have been changed so that those whose injuries leave them unable to work are not entitled to the benefit.

Critics called the cuts 'morally indefensible' when combat casualty rates are at a record high, and accused ministers of trying to save cash through 'invisible' cuts targeting hard-up wounded veterans.

Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth already faces fierce criticism for his Appeal Court battle to try to reduce compensation payments to severely wounded troops.

And figures show 279 injured troops and veterans are having to fight legal appeals in the hope of more generous compensation settlements.

The benefit payments at the centre of the latest row are known as the Allowance for Lower Standard of Occupation (ALSO).

The cash helps them pay for basic essentials and stay above the poverty line as they struggle to cope with psychiatric as well as physical wounds.

But with the defence budget in crisis and the number of wounded soldiers rising fast, ministers have decided that anyone injured after April this year and unable to work will be barred from applying.

The MoD was unable to say why the ALSO payments were reduced, or which minister -by the name of Bob "the knob" Ainsworth- was responsible.

A spokesman said: 'The decision to change the eligibility criteria for ALSO was taken after a wide consultation, including with veterans' charities. Anyone who is unhappy with the outcome of a claim has the right to appeal.'

Sunday, 23 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt:Expenses and smears.

Gosh, champagne socialist swilling MP's plan to pull someone else up on pissing away taxpayers money, and there is that little fact that both their claims for just one year pass that claimed by a certain army officer they wanted to smear over several years.

Still they are typical symptoms of the champagne socialist political disease that has infected the body politic for the last 12 years, cut our armed forces to the bone, let the troops die for lack of equipment and now lash out desperate to blame someone; anyone else.
Times Online - A devastating official report suppressed by ministers has revealed that soldiers’ lives are being put at risk by “endemic” failures at the Ministry of Defence (MoD).

The secret dossier blames “political fudge” and Whitehall incompetence for the plight of soldiers in Afghanistan who are provided with inadequate frontline kit. The 296-page report, leaked to The Sunday Times, claims the scale of MoD bungling is so severe it “is harming our ability . . . to conduct difficult current operations”.

Whats worse is that they have the wig wearing hoon Bob "the knob" Ainsworth(less) sat behind his desk, taking wounded soldiers to court, blaming the public, calling complaints by soldiers "bollocks" and otherwise acting like a complete fucking tool.

But its not just Bob, my local MP Paul Flynn on his webshyte tonight tried to pass the buck onto the Tories over fuckups made when they were in power.

Paul Flynn and Bob Ainsworth are typical socialists happy to score points over the dead bodies of service men.

Bob Ainsworth is a worthless donkey cunt.

From gigits-gigits

Bob Ainsworth is a friend losing cunt.

Peter Fullarton, who lost his son James in a bomb attack in Helmand last Sunday, said Mr Ainsworth failed to send his family a note of condolence - even though he had known the Minister for 20 years and his son used to serve Mr Ainsworth drinks in their local working men's club. Mr Fullarton became friends with Mr Ainsworth when they worked along side each other on the production line at the Jaguar car plant in Coventry.

Speaking on Thursday, Mr Fullarton said: "No member of the Government has sent any message. He knows my name. I am disappointed that he has not even dropped us a note. James served him in the bar. He knows the family."

Six hours after being contacted by The Mail on Sunday, a spokesman for the Defence Secretary said: "Bob sent a letter to the family this morning by recorded delivery. Bob wants to go to the funeral if the family want him to be there."

MoD insiders last night gave a damning assessment of Mr Ainsworth's command of his department following a week of internal chaos.

If ever there was a man in the wrong job, then its Bob "the knob" Ainsworth.

Saturday, 22 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Bloody hellski, I nearly forgot this classic from David Forward.

Bob Ainsworth is a knob.

If ever there was a true picture then this one spotted at Got's place, has fucking nailed it.
A hat tip as well to varsteiner for the bell end pic of Bob.

I have added that site to the blogroll, much respect to anyone who mocks Bob "the knob" Ainsworth

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt who is on Wikipedia.

From the-red-rag

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt with a tash.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth on his tash...

Instead, Ainsworth took a stand against fashion. Stroking the hair above his top lip, he said: "I grew this when I was 17. I think I was trying to look older at the time.

"I got a tooth bust by somebody who decided they didn't like me and I thought the moustache hid a scar on my lip.

"It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public but I just decided to keep the moustache."

Gosh someone took a dislike to Ainsworth, I am shocked I really am. Still I'd buy that chap who clocked Bob one a beer anyday of the week.

Friday, 21 August 2009

Bob Ainsworth calls for more troops.

Whilst overseeing troop cuts.

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

Classid GOT above, from when Bob "the knob" claimed he was "busting a gut" to get helicopters out to the troops.
Although the truth is rather different. No doubt Bob will call that "bollocks".

Bob Ainsworth a classic.

I love Google image search sometimes, I really do.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth is a cunt who has no message.

Ainsworth knows how to get his message across.

First up we have the comment that progress could be made “over the next couple of years” and of course Bob "the knob" complained that he was misrepresented.

Then having dug one hole, Bob started to burrow like a ground squirrel and claimed that the Afghan war is “winnable” - not so bad in itself, should HM Govt actually start supplying the troops with the kit they need.

However this is Ainsworth, if someone is going to screw it up big time you know it is him. He then admitted having "little idea of the size or nature of the enemy".

But Bob just kept on digging with this gem as he complained that it is “hard to get the message across to the British public”.

That would be same British public that Bob "the knob" claimed was "defeatist" just a week before, with Bob sending such garbled nonsense from a government office is it any wonder that the great public are a tad confused as to the aims of HM Govt.

**In the pic Ainsworth can be seen planning the latest attack, he will later take the wounded soldiers off the map and put on a legal wig and play at reducing their injury payments. Oh sorry, I forgot the odious little scumbag did that for real.

Thursday, 20 August 2009

Spunk BOB AINSWORTH pants.

From GOT...

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

David Davis on Afghanistan:
What would winning look like? Underpinning Afghan democracy? Stabilising the Karzai regime? Providing education and healthcare to the Afghan population, both male and female? Delivering law and order? Eradicating corruption? Creating a working economy? Crushing the drug trade? Protecting Pakistan from instability? Or simply defeating the Taliban and creating a stable state?

Over to answer came there, Bob was probably trying to squeeze damages out of a wounded soldier.

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt and has lost loads of MOD equipment.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth has done it again as a story breaks about the MOD losing stuff.

It transpires today that nearly £7 billion of military equipment has gone missing from Ministry of Defence.

Un-believable, well with Bob running show sadly not.

The National Audit Office has refused to sign off on MoD records that £6.6 billion of assets exist because of “inadequate levels of evidence”.

The assets include about a sixth of all vehicles, weapons and radios used by British forces and are equivalent in value to the entire annual defence equipment budget.

The items in question include £1.25 billion of equipment deployed with British forces, such as machine guns, night vision goggles, encrypted radios and body armour.

Defence officials were unable to account for £350 million worth of fighting vehicles that were in theory being used for training and operations.

The remaining £5 billion of assets that could not be accounted for were predominantly raw materials and spare parts, ranging from bolts and oil to jet engines and propellers.

The MoD insisted last night that the equipment was “never physically lost” and that the NAO figure was an “extrapolation” from its audit.

It said that at the time of the report, the Defence Storage and Distribution Agency, which is responsible for supplying the armed forces, was unable to satisfy the NAO’s demand for paperwork to verify the assets.

So billions worth of kit has gone, or the paperwork has buggered off. Either way its not on the front line with the troops and no doubt Bob "the knob" Ainsworth has an excuse.

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth is a cunt.

Bob lives up to his name... Hat tip to opinionated-crybaby

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth is a cunt.

From flyingwarpigs, who has hit the proverbial nail right on the head. Just look at Ainsworth, if ever there was a natural under pant sniffer then Ainsworth is that man.

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.(with a wig?)

From GOT

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.

From the-red-rag, hair today gone tomorrow.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth is a cunt.

Hat tip to Dazed & Confused. This is why I am letting rip in Bob and his government policy. It has transpired that a young Marine is fighting to have his compensation increased as a result of injury he received in Afghanistan.

Marine Ben McBean, of 40 Commando Royal Marines, lost an arm and a leg in a landmine explosion while on routine patrol in Helmand Province in February last year.

He also suffered multiple shrapnel wounds and burns that have scarred his body.

The Ministry of Defence had offered the 22-year-old compensation for only eight of his injuries - and for six of those he was awarded the minimum tariff.

Come on Bob do the right thing, resign and put someone better in charge.

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth is a cunt.(pictures)

I will be putting in links to assorted folk later on today, with lots of hat tips etc.

Bob Ainsworth is a cunt.(an expense grafting cunt at that)

Crossposted from my other site link.

Bob Ainsworth's home repairs cost the taxpayer £5,925! Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, the Armed Forces Minister, claimed nearly £6,000 for the redecoration of his designated second home, submitting bills that included rebuilding the fireplace and fitting oak beams into his ceiling.

I wonder how much body armour that would have provided?

Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, the MP for Coventry North East, also tried to claim £2,225 for a sofa and £1,000 for a LCD Samsung television, both of which were reduced by the fees office.

In April 2006, Mr Ainsworth submitted a further £951 bill for fencing and in August charged £1,160 for a gas fire.

That same year, he was told by officials he could not claim £1,000 for a Samsung LCD television because he had exceeded the “recommended maximum”.

In August, the minister wrote to the fees office to explain why he was claiming £2,225 for a Roma corner sofa.

He said: “If you feel this is excessive can I say that due to size and layout of the room a normal three-piece suite will not fit. This 'corner group’ fits perfectly and maximises the space.”

In February 2007, Mr Ainsworth claimed £2,000 to re-point part of the property and two months later submitted a third claim for fencing worth £4,500.

Between May 2005 and April 2007, he claimed a total of £19,920 in renovations, repairs, furniture and electrical equipment. He also submitted regular claims for the maximum monthly food allowance of £400 and monthly bills of £45 for dry cleaning.

At the end of 2007, Mr Ainsworth switched his designated second home to a flat in London, which he rented from Lady Grylls, the mother of adventurer Bear Grylls, and claimed a monthly rent of £1,208.

In 2007-8, the minister was the joint highest claimant for second home allowances, claiming the maximum amount of £23,083.

All that cash spent on Bob "the knob" Ainsworth, whilst the troops have to buy, beg or borrow kit.